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Cómo crear tu plan maléfico

Tema 359 rescatado del foro de Cthulhu en Inforol.


Entropía

Mie Ene 14, 2004 3:18 pm

Me encanta: http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php, probadlo . Ahí va mi plan para preparar la llegada de los Primigenios:

Evil Plan escribió:
Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: So another race can take over

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first devour a chosen one. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a brain in a jar?

Stage Two

Next, you must desecrate the Pyramids of Giza. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your arcane ritual, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.

Saludos y gracias a Mörnen de ERJR, que es quien ha pasado el link ,

Entro

Glaaki

Jue Ene 15, 2004 2:07 pm

La mía es un poco más absurda

escribió:
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first clone a pope. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, shocked by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an evil twin/opposite?

Stage Two

Next, you must steal the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your time machine, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to name you evil man/woman of the year.

Pip

Jue Ene 15, 2004 9:36 pm

Ahí va la mía...

escribió:
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, stunned by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the Internet. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must let loose your corporate takeover, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.

Nos leemos

Eibon

Jue Ene 15, 2004 10:47 pm

Hola a todos.

Mis predilecciones, parecidas a las de Pip

escribió:
Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first clone a pope. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the Internet. This will all be done from a air fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your unholy weapon, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

vidimus

Jue Ene 15, 2004 11:34 pm

Madre mia, dáis miedo...

Menos mal que no sois señores del mal, que si no...

Prof. Tristanbraker

Vie Ene 16, 2004 8:18 am

Yo empezaria por abrir una cafetería en Berlín...

Entropía

Vie Ene 16, 2004 8:56 am

Prof. Tristanbraker escribió:
Yo empezaria por abrir una cafetería en Berlín...

¿Os acordáis de aquella lista de "100 cosas que haría si fuese un señor del mal"? Tipo "no perderé tiempo explicando mi plan maléfico al héroe, me lo cargaré directamente" .

Saludos,

Entro

vidimus

Vie Ene 16, 2004 11:51 pm

Precisamente en el foro general de rol han publicado de nuevo los 100 planes del señor maligno.

Las 100 cosas que harias si fueran un señor del mal

Por cierto, me apunto a una partidita en esa cafetería

Demerzel

Sab Ene 17, 2004 12:29 pm

Wow!! ta wapo, el generador...

escribió:
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a military general. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, horrified by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?

Stage Two

Next, you must destroy New York. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must activate your armies of destruction, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with evil, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your incredible power, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

Celaeno

Jue Ene 29, 2004 4:57 pm

Pues yo tambien tengo mi plan maligno,jajajaja

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a scientist. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, amazed by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must contaminate/poison the Internet. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your armageddon clock, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare fire you. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

Okuma Meko

Lun Feb 02, 2004 12:52 am

yo tambien, yo tambien!!!

Congratulations on being the creator of a new

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a town mascot. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

Stage Two

Next, you must vaporize the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your thermonuclear missiles, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare fire you. Everyone will bow before your overwhelming vvil, and the world will have no choice but to name you evil man/woman of the year.

vidimus

Lun Feb 02, 2004 1:20 am

Venga, no seré menos... aquí está mi plan maligno

vidimus, el pérfido, planeó y escribió:
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first devour a town mascot. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?

Stage Two

Next, you must obliterate the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your arcane ritual, bringing about the dead rising from the grave. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.



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Cómo crear tu plan maléfico
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Creado 14-01-2004
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Entropía
Mie Ene 14, 2004 3:18 pm

Glaaki
Jue Ene 15, 2004 2:07 pm

Pip
Jue Ene 15, 2004 9:36 pm

Eibon
Jue Ene 15, 2004 10:47 pm

vidimus
Jue Ene 15, 2004 11:34 pm

Prof. Tristanbraker
Vie Ene 16, 2004 8:18 am

Entropía
Vie Ene 16, 2004 8:56 am

vidimus
Vie Ene 16, 2004 11:51 pm

Demerzel
Sab Ene 17, 2004 12:29 pm

Celaeno
Jue Ene 29, 2004 4:57 pm

Okuma Meko
Lun Feb 02, 2004 12:52 am

vidimus
Lun Feb 02, 2004 1:20 am
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